Intellectual Property Law

Q & A Lawyers?

Q. How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A. Shoot him. Q. What can a goose do that a duck can't, that a lawyer should? A. Shove it's bill up its ass! Q. What do you call 200 dead lawyers? A. A good start. Did you hear about the sushi bar where all the lawyers hang out? It's called Sosumi. Q. Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps? A. Because people could not tell which side to spit on. Q. What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A. A Doberman Pinscher! Q. How are lawyers like whores? A.They both get paid to screw people. Q. Why was the lawyer skimming the bible before he died? A. He was looking for loopholes. Q. You are trapped in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do? A. Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.

Public Comments

1. Very funny
2. lol
3. *cackles madly with laughter*
4. LOL What is better than a lawyer? Nothing comes to mind, really.
5. your good.
6. funny
7. well.lol
8. sosumi.... thats hilarious.... i am going to tell my friends that one.... thanks
9. MINT! LOL