Intellectual Property Law

lawyers.....?

A famous lawyer found himself at heaven's gates confronting St. Peter. He protested that it was all a mistake: he was only 49 and far too young to be dead. "That's odd," said St. Peter, "according to the hours you've billed you're 119 years old."....

Public Comments

1. wow thats bang on ..
2. ha ha! laywers.... Q: How many divorce lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3 - one to argue for the rights of the old lightbulb, one to argue for the rights of the new lightbulb, and one to argue for the rights of the light socket xx
3. LOL! those damn lawyers work 32/8 instead of 24/7. No wonder this John tried his best to avoid seeing a D-Lawyer: John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asked. "Not really," said Mary. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" said John. "No," she responded. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggested. She again rejected his offer. "Well what would you like for our anniversary?" John asked. "John, I'd like an attorney for a divorce," answered Mary. "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.
4. Definitely needed to be said.