Intellectual Property Law

Lawyers!! !?

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?" I counted 6 Dev but i cheated . I seen it before LoL

Public Comments

1. i like that, thats wicked, but a bit true.lol. xx
2. I like it.
3. Nice one :-)
4. Beautiful, Good morn. GOD BLESS
5. hahahaha.....very funny......brought a chuckle..
6. love it very much..the best thanks
7. its funi.......
8. nice one u may try this BRAIN KILLER............ Count every " F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go back and try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. The reasoning behind is further down. ? ? ? The brain cannot process "OF". ? Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who sees all six the first time is a genious! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Three is normal, four is quite rare. Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy, and keep them occupied for several minutes
9. Haha very funny. this must be the best lawyer joke Ive heard in a while.
10. Ahah
11. i like it. its fuuny